Thursday, April 24, 2008

North To Alaska

The plot of the 1960 film, North To Alaska, sounds nothing like our proposed trip:

Sam (John Wayne) and George (Stewart Granger) strike gold in Alaska. George sends Sam to Seattle to bring George's fiance back to Alaska. Sam finds she is already married, and returns instead with Angel (Capucine). Sam, after trying to get George and Angel together, finally romances Angel, who, in the meantime, is busy fighting off the advances of George's younger brother, Billy (Fabian). Frankie (Ernie Kovacs) is a con man trying to steal the partner's gold claim.

But, we do need to plan our travel route. Here are the three main routes to Alaska (of course, you can also take a plane):

select a route to start planning your trip

Driving route maps

I think the route in purple requires swimming so that is out. I'm not a very strong swimmer.

--Shep

Another article about yesterday's bear attack

Seriously, don't be a bear handler kids... Look at Rocky (the pictured bear), he is FREAKING HUGE and a killing machine, run don't walk away if you ever see Rocky on the street.

Will Ferrell bear's grizzly killing

April 23, 2008 02:00pm The Daily Telegraph

THE 320kg grizzly bear that wrestled Will Ferrell in his comedy hit Semi-Pro has mauled a handler to death on an exotic animals range outside Los Angeles.

The 2.3m grizzly bear known as Rocky killed a trainer at the private US facility for exotic animals used in movies and television, authorities said.

Three experienced handlers were working with the bear at Randy Miller's Predators in Action facility in California today when the bear bit the 39-year-old man on the neck, said San Bernardi County sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Beavers.

The centre's staff used capsicum spray to subdue and contain the bear and there were no other injuries, she said.

Emergency teams responded to the incident, but could not revive the man.

The victim's name was not immediately released.

Sheriff's Sgt. Dave Phelps said the bear was a five-year-old male named Rocky.

The Predators in Action web site said Rocky appeared in a scene in Semi-Pro in which Will Ferrell's character wrestles a bear to promote his basketball team.

Calls seeking comment from Miller, a stuntman and operator of Predators in Action, were not immediately returned.

Miller doubled for Ferrell in the bear wrestling match, according to the centre's site.

The centre, located in the San Bernardino Mountains east of Los Angeles, has two grizzlies, and also trains lions, tigers, leopards, cougars and wolves for uses ranging from film and TV to advertising and education.

Bigger Threat to America?: Robot Bears or Real Bears?



Look for a vote on Robot Bears vs. Real Bears in the future...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Bears Revisited

According to my brother, in a comment to one of our posts, google lists the following when you enter in bears:

I find it amusing that the the top three things that come up are:
1. Real Bears http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear
2. Friendly men with beards (did you know there is an official flag?) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_community
3. Chicago Bears http://www.chicagobears.com

And, of course, according to the truthiness encylcopedia, the real threat to america is bears http://www.wikiality.com/Bears

Johnny's contrbution

So...

A Bear walks into the a bar and says "Bartender, give me a beer."

Bartender says "Sorry Bear, we don't serve animals here."

Bear says "Look- if you don't give me a beer then I'm going to eat someone."

Bartender says "Bear- you do what you've gotta do- but I'm not serving you a drop."

Bear says "Whatever"

The Bear goes to the end of the bar and eats the lady sitting at the bar. All the patrons freak out and leave. Bloody mess.

Bear licks his lips and returns to the bar.

Bear says "see, I told you I'd eat someone if you didn't give me a beer. Now give me one before I eat someone else."

Bartender says "I'm not giving you a beer now, you're on drugs Bear."

Bear says "I'm not on drugs---"

Bartender says "Oh yay! That was the barbituate."

HAHAHAHAHA! Bear humor.

I just want everyone to know that if it comes down to it I can run faster than Shep so if anyone is going to get eaten it's his sorry ass.

Bears

Bears will be one of the subjects of our blog. I hope very much to not get eaten by a bear in the coming year. Here is an article about a bear that kills:

Bear gave off no reasons for concern before trainer's death
ASSOCIATED PRESS
04/23/2008

BIG BEAR LAKE, Calif. -- The grizzly bear that wrestled Will Ferrell's character in the recent film "Semi-Pro" seemed to obediently follow cues -- which made its killing of its trainer with a bite to the neck all the more stunning.

Three experienced handlers were working with the grizzly Tuesday at the Predators in Action wild animal training center when the bear attacked Stephan Miller, 39, said San Bernardino County sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Beavers.

Stephan Miller is the cousin of training center owner Randy Miller, she said.

Pepper spray was used to subdue and contain the bear, and there were no other injuries, Beavers said. Paramedics arriving shortly after the initial emergency call around 3 p.m. were unable to revive Stephan Miller.

The state Department of Fish and Game and Occupational Safety and Health Administration were investigating the incident.

Fish and game spokesman Harry Morse told the San Bernardino Sun Tuesday his department would not decide whether the bear will be euthanized because the attack occurred outside its jurisdiction during a training session on facility grounds.

Morse speculated that the county animal care officials may decide the bear's fate. A call placed early Wednesday to the county's Animal Care and Control Program was not answered.

Sheriff's Sgt. Dave Phelps said the bear was a 5-year-old male named Rocky. The Predators in Action Web site said Rocky is 7.5 feet tall and weighs 700 pounds.

The site, which was off-line early Wednesday due to overtaxed bandwidth, identified Rocky as the animal that appeared with Ferrell's character in the scene from "Semi-Pro." Randy Miller doubled for Ferrell in the bear wrestling match, according to the site.

Calls seeking comment from Randy Miller were not immediately returned Tuesday evening.

The center, located in the San Bernardino Mountains east of Los Angeles, has two grizzlies, and also trains lions, tigers, leopards, cougars and wolves for uses ranging from film and TV to advertising and education.

In a February interview, Randy Miller called Rocky "the best working bear in the business," the San Bernardino Sun reported on its Web site Wednesday. But, the paper quoted him as saying, "If one of these animals gets a hold of your throat, you're finished."

Randy Miller has 25 years of experience training animals and his facility has had a perfect safety record, according to the site.

Randy Miller won a World Stunt Academy Award for his work wrestling tigers in the 2000 blockbuster "Gladiator" and performed stunts with his animals in films like "The Postman," "The Island of Dr. Moreau," and "The Last Samurai." He also helped recreate animal attacks for National Geographic documentaries and the Discovery Channel.

It was not immediately known how long Rocky has been at the facility.

The attack prompted actress Virginia McKenna, founder of the international wildlife charity Born Free, to call for the entertainment industry to stop using wild animals.

"The movie industry urgently needs to use its technological and creative imagination to put an end to the use of live wild animals in commercials and movies," McKenna, who starred in the 1966 wildlife film "Born Free," said in a printed release. "Hollywood is a dream factory -- this time the dream has become a nightmare."

Denise Richards, who works with wild animals at Moonridge Zoo, a sanctuary for injured and homeless wildlife in nearby Big Bear Lake, said trained animals that turn on their handlers are often destroyed.

"You can train them and use as many safety precautions as you can, but you're still taking a chance if you're putting yourself in contact with them," Richards said. "It's still a wild animal. Even though it may appear that the bear attacked for no reason, there was a reason. I'm sure Randy understands why it happened. They're not cold-blooded killers."

Native grizzly bears are extinct in California.

Welcome to our Blog!

So Johnny and I decided to create a blog to document our Great Alaska Road Trip: Operation Magnanimous Grizzly Bear. Although we're not leaving until August, we thought we we would start it now as we begin to plan the trip. Please participate in the process by posting on our blog! I hope this blog will be humorous, but I realize I have written nothing funny so far. . . shit!

Shep